Tell em' like you mean it with these pretty gold foil cards that are a bit sweary, and a lot a bit sassy. Perfect for the ones you love and the ones you love a little less.
Gloss front with gold foil lettering. Matte (non-smudge) on the backs makes it easy to write on in pencil, pen, or marker! Each set comes with 5 cards, and 5 gold envelopes.
Card: 4"x6" Heavyweight cardstock
Envelope: Shiny gold premium paper. Fits 4"x6" card
- Shine on motherfucker
- Everything they said about you is true
- Fuck what they think
- Keep your head held high and your middle finger higher
- Girls like you don’t even have to try
- Nobody gives a shit
- Don’t care
- I didn’t like you anyway
- You’re the worst
- So fucking what
- Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come
- It's not me it's you
- You do you
- Told you so
- Fucking whatever
- For fucks sake
- Sorry not sorry
- Fuck this shit
- Here we fucking go again
- Swear a little you’ll feel better
- Stay weird
- They hate us cause they ain’t us
- I shit you not
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Hey fucker listen up
Cards ship 2-3 weeks after ordering in a cardboard mailer to keep them nice and flat. Shipping cost will be automatically added at checkout based on your location.
Local (Prince George BC, Canada) orders have the option for delivery.
Select "Local Delivery" when you check out. A delivery fee of $3 will be added to your order.
When your order is ready, I will do a contactless delivery right to your doorstep.
If you are willing to take a scenic little drive out to Salmon Valley to pick up your order once it’s ready, use the code “PGPICKUP” for 10% off your entire order! When your order is ready, I will email you to arrange pickup.
All items are in $ CAD.
US/International orders are welcome!
If you are located in the US, shipping will be automatically added at checkout.
If you are in any other country, shipping will display as "free". When your order is ready, I will calculate shipping and email you a shipping invoice to be paid before your items are shipped.